Wale goes on vacation, my bags pump
Vacation ends, we go right back where we started
The cycle has to stop

On august 11th, Wale announced vacation
Following which, ETH proceeded to rally less than $100 from ATH
August 16th, he returned and eth dumped
And this brings us to today

Using historical Eth price action during Wale's vacations, ChatGPT, and a cracked dev
We have built a simulaton
All to answer 1 question
"What if vacation never ended?"

The rules are simple
Keep Wale happy and healthy with drinks, snacks, shade and entertainment
As long as Wale stays happy and healthy, vacation continues and your bags pump
Let him get too bored or hospitalize him and vacation end

You know what to do